![]() 01/14/2014 at 15:02 • Filed to: WTF, PORTHOLES | ![]() | ![]() |
You guys are not going to believe this.
I ran out on lunch today and I see a last gen focus in front of me with a bunch of ovals across his trunk. My first thought was...did they get a crap load of little Ford ovals to go all the way across?? OMG THEY'RE STICK ON PORTHOLES ON THE TRUNK! And they aren't even all level or straight.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
And there is ANOTHER SHAPED port hole over the fenders?! WTF HAPPENED HERE?! They are the more squared ones on the fender.
Sorry potato picture at stop light, I had to get SR20 on this. Had to.
To sum up, WTF!?
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heated mirrors are awesome!
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thats like +500 hp right there
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I knew someone would comment on those :-)
Just the perks of the Mercury!
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I bet this thing is extra triple fast!
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AT LEAST!
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Oh yeah, all for 17$ at autozone.
I'm really wishing I had seen the driver side now, I wonder if it was a different shape over there too...
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My car has them too, but no snazzy icon like that :p
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With that many speed holes, that thing's gotta break the sound barrier.
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Saw a last gen Impala with 3 on the fender.
Thought "Fair enough, at least they've attached the right amount....."
It was an SS.
*facepalm*
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I will never, ever, in a million fucking years understand why people think sticking these fake vents and portholes on their cars is in any way acceptable. Do you really have nothing better to spend your money on? For the $10 you spent on that stupid shit you could have bought lunch, or better yet bought lunch for someone in need. Or save that $10 and put it towards real modifications. How anyone could stick these on their car and think it looks good just baffles me.
That said, my trunk was shaved.
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It's Mercury it has to show off that it's slightly higher level than the Ford.
![]() 01/14/2014 at 15:14 |
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My little brother had a Dodge Caravan that he slapped portholes and vents all over. It had 3 hood scoops and no muffler. He also had spinner hubcaps and there were Christmas lights strung underneath for the F&F effect. It was pretty pimp.
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Honestly unless it's a Buick, get outta here with portholes people.
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well its obvious really, that grill up front? it scoops up air but the corrupt car manufactures (in the pocket of big oil) know that if you gather up all the air they your car is like a parachute and you will get less mileage. Adding portholes to your trunk releases the air back into the wild, freeing up hp and doubling your mileage!
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o man, xmas lights?!
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Well, instead of wireless communication, we'll call this "ductless venting" lol
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Hell yeah. Powered by D-cell batteries and you had to flip them on manually under the front bumper.
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That's a much better direction to go if you're modifying it in my opinion.
I don't get it either, I cant understand how people think they look good.
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ooo nooo
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He was just being an asshole. He liked to show up at import events wearing a flat brimmed hat acting like his van was the shit. People abjectly hated it and it was hilarious.
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Perfect
+1
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Holy shit, he must have been elbow deep in female genitalia...
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...Speed Holes?
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Methinks they were just trying to be humane to the hooker they have living in the trunk. . . .
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Oh. Well. That seems polite then.
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If he added some stripes, it'd be completely uncontrollable to drive.